Step 1: Climb outside the aircraft. Remember to hang on tight, it’s windy out there!
Step 2: Let go while keeping your camera sight aligned perfectly on your subject. What could be easier?
Step 3: By adjusting your body position, adjust your free fall speed to precisely match that of your subject. Don’t forget to push down on the camera switch with your tongue to take still pictures or you wont get paid. You are now ready to make big bucks as a free fall cameraman! But beware, so many chicks will dig you you’ll have a hard time keeping them straight.
