A Day In The Life Of A Ferry Pilot

3:05 am  Snap instantly awake at the exact time you intended to, three time zones ago.  Try not think about the next day’s ocean crossing while trying to fall back asleep.

4:55 am  Finally fall back asleep.

5:00 am  Hotel phone across the room rings with your wake up call but instead of a recording you get the old lady at the front desk who wants to practice her English.

5:30 am  After  grabbing a healthy breakfast of cereal with skim milk and fruit you take two of the pastries you told yourself you wouldn’t take while telling yourself you’ll eat healthier when the trip’s over.  Don’t want to end up looking like an airline pilot do you?

5:45 am  Get lucky and find a taxi to take you to the airport right outside the hotel.  Spend five minutes trying to explain that you want to  go to the small airport on the outskirts of town, not the big international one.

6:15am  Finally get to the airport, clear immigration and customs, check weather, file a flight plan then drag bags two hundred yards across the ramp to the plane.    Realize you forgot to pay the landing fees.  Repeat the walk.

7:00 am  Use credit card to scrape frost off the plane’s wings and tail.  Squeeze into the survival suit then into the cockpit.  Find that you can’t reach some damn thing or other in the back of the plane.  Climb out of the cockpit and rearrange everything in the aircraft.

7:30  am  Finally start the engine and taxi to the runway, happy that you’re only an hour later than you wanted to get going.

7:35 am  Do a thorough engine run up.  Double check every gauge, switch, and button.  Did the engine always sound like that?

7:39 am  Tell the tower you’re ready for departure only to be told you’ll have to wait ten fuel wasting minutes for your ocean clearance.

7:50 am  Take off and head out over the ocean leaving land and safety, but more importantly, restrooms behind.

7:55 am Regret that second cup of coffee.

9:00 am Recalculate fuel reserves based on actual winds aloft not the damn lies you got in the weather briefing.

10:30 am Almost half way across and approaching the point of no return, decision time, keep going or turn back?  Too lazy to turn back and do it all over again the next day so keep going and hope for the best.  Convince yourself that’s what “REAL” ferry pilots do.

11:45 am  Plenty of fuel left, looks like you might make it after all…….Did the engine always make that high pitched squealing noise?

12:30 pm   In the clouds picking up ice, shoot the approach, break out at five hundred feet, strong cross wind on final, down safe.  Taxi up to the ramp and shut her down.  Only one more ocean leg to go before you call it a day.

Germany To Vegas Day 5 Part lll

The flight from Scotland to Iceland was a grueling three and a half hours long.  Now in my opinion no ferry pilot should have to work longer than that in single day so Marcio and I were ready for a well deserved break.  Twas not to be.  Apparently the powers that be had decided that seeing that we’d gotten the Cirrus to Iceland so early in the day and pushing on to Greenland wasn’t an option we might as well go swimming in the North Atlantic, in Iceland, in the winter.  So off we went to the Icelandic maritime survival/torture center for some training on the proper use of survival suits and rafts.  Now anyone who’s been reading my blog for over a year knows that I took this training in Reykjavik last year but my jet driving Brazilian co-pilot hasn’t, in fact in all of his overseas flights he’s never even carried a raft with him in the plane.  Probably something to do with the fact that jet aircraft are so reliable, and the fact that surviving a ditching at jet speeds is shall we say, questionable.  The training is actually very helpful.  We went over proper donning of the survival suits, solo and rescue swimming, inflating the raft and putting the canopy up, and hardest of all, getting into the raft.  Some rafts have a nylon strap under the door to help you get into the raft so of course we trained without one.  First the instructors have you swim around in the ocean for a while to get you good and tired, this doesn’t take very long because they’d taken us outside Reykjavik harbor where the three foot waves made swimming in the neoprene suits a challenge.  Then it’s time to haul your wet carcass into the raft.  Despite being 50 years old I’m still in pretty good shape so I didn’t have much trouble flopping head first into six man raft but Marcio had a little trouble.  First of all, he’s naturally a big guy, but having been an airline pilot for years didn’t help much.  His first few attempts were close but no cigar, but when the instructors allowed me to grab his harness from inside and help I managed to haul him aboard.  His lack of ability to get into the raft by himself troubled Marcio so after he recovered a bit he jumped back into the water for another attempt at getting into the raft by himself.  That time he was successful but the exercise left us with doubts as to whether he’d be able to repeat the task in heavy seas or if he was injured while ditching.  The days training ended with a simulated helicopter rescue by the instructors hauling us out of the raft with the ships hoist and rescue collars.  I was glad we got the training in but I was even more glad we drove straight from the harbor to the Blue Lagoon natural hot springs to recover.  And yes they do serve adult beverages in the hot springs, thanks for asking.

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The High Cost Of Aviation

It is with a heavy heart that I’m forced to report the loss of not one, but two of my friends to the sky.  A few weeks ago David Gibbs and two passengers were killed when the helicopter he was flying crashed in California while filming a new reality show for the Discovery Channel.  I don’t have any details except that the crash occurred very late at night so I assume that he was using night vision goggles.  I first worked with David last year while filming air to air videos for the TV show Dangerous Flights.  He was the pilot of the camera ship and his job was to direct me across the sky in order to get the best shots possible.  It was always a joy working with David because he just had knack for directing me across the sky.  It was almost like he was flying the plane and I was just moving the controls.  I last worked with David in January while he was filming SG and I in the Bonanza.  We had a great day together dancing around the clouds and capped the day off with a formation flight back to the airport for an overhead break.  It was one of my favorite days of flying ever.

  Then a few days ago I received even more devastating news.  John Driftmier was killed in a plane crash in Kenya while filming an episode for Dangerous Flights.  Always one to strive for perfection after not being happy with the final shot of Mount Kenya John sought out and hired a local pilot with a light sport airplane to fly him close to the wreckage of an earlier crash on a section of the mountain ominously named Dead Man’s Corner.  No one is compleatly sure what happened but local pilots think the two person aircraft encountered a down draft while flying too low and was unable to climb out of the bowl.   John was the Cameraman/director for all four of my ferry flights last year and we became a very close team.  I’ve lost a lot of friends in flying and skydiving accidents but losing John is one of the toughest to deal with.  Sometimes living and working in the sky can be just too expensive.

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Blue skies and tailwinds my friends.

Germany To Vegas Day 5 Part ll

When I prepare for an ocean crossing in a small aircraft I try to think of any problems that I might encounter on the flight and what I could do if they occur or to prevent them from happening in the first place.  What do I do if I run into strong headwinds, icing conditions, or the airport closes due to low ceilings?  What if the fuel in one tank won’t transfer or I lose oil pressure?  These are the questions that make it hard to sleep the night before a crossing.  Once you’re at the airport it’s time for final preparations.  Pre-flighting an airplane you are about to fly across hundreds of miles of open ocean is extremely unsatisfying and unsettling.  After checking the normal things like fuel and oil you walk around the aircraft nervously making sure that you didn’t miss anything that might become a problem in flight and potentially send you down to the cold water of the North Atlantic.  The problem is that there is not that much to check because with the engine buttoned up all you can do is make sure you have the oil cap on tight and hope for the best.

Watching Marcio squeeze into his jumbo sized survival suit was something to behold.  It was like watching someone trying to put toothpaste back into the tube.  Once he was suitably encased in head to toe orange neoprene Marcio looked like a giant orange snowman.  This was his first ocean crossing in a piston engine aircraft and he wasn’t really happy about it, especially the single engine aspect.  At some point there wasn’t anything else to check and it was time to squeeze into the cockpit wearing our survival suits.  It was difficult for Marcio to get in and out of the Cirrus in just his normal clothes watching him struggle wearing the suit made both of us question his ability to get out in a timely manner in an emergency.

  We picked up our clearance, made one final engine run up and finding nothing wrong took off into the early morning sky.  Once airborne and out over the ocean it was time for the routine of checking our actual ground speed vs. what we’d planned for, fuel consumption and nervously listening for any change in the engine.  But the Cirrus performed great for the crossing and after three and a half hours we approached Iceland.  Being in a turbo charged aircraft equipped with oxygen we’d flown at twenty thousand feet which had put us above the clouds and ice but you can’t stay up there all day, eventually you have to land.  As we approached Reykjavik we descended into into the clouds and almost immediately began to see ice forming on our wings.  If we’d been flying a plane without a anti ice system this would’ve been a real problem but once activated, the Cirrus’s TKS anti-ice system cleared the ice off perfectly and prevented it from re-forming.  The Approach into Reykjavik went smoothly and we were soon shut down on the ramp with our first ocean leg behind completed.  Getting Marcio out of the cockpit was probably the most difficult part of our day.

Germany To Vegas Day 5

Morning in Scotland means it’s an ocean flying day.  First things first, so it was down to the hotel dining for a pre-dawn breakfast with Marcio, and no he did not care to try the blood pudding thank you very much.  While fortifying ourselves we compared notes on what weather forecasts for the route from Scotland to Iceland we’d been able to drag out of the horribly slow internet in the hotel.  The general consensus was that the winds aloft would be generally favorable but the clouds/rain/snow/ice, that seemed to have taken up permanent residence over Iceland would make the end of our day a little exciting.  Not to worry, I told Marcio, that’s why we’re here, for the exciting adventures.  The look on his face was not one of agreement.

Off to the airport to receive the official weather briefing from Andrew which confirmed our earlier assessment, ice was forecast for the final portion of our trip.  We could expect to pick up light to moderate rime ice from 18,000 feet down to 3,000 feet.  That wasn’t great news, because ice belongs in drinks not on your wings.  The good news was that the freezing level was at 3000 feet meaning that if we picked up so much ice that we couldn’t maintain altitude there was a slight chance that maybe some of the ice just might melt off as we plummeted through the warmer air, possibly before we crashed into the sea, maybe.  Andrew reminded us that on average three pilots die every year because they don’t wait for the proper weather conditions before making the crossing.  I assured him that the anti-ice capabilities of the Cirrus would be sufficient to see us through the scary weather and to the home of beautiful blondes.

To be continued: