I have a few side jobs that I do to make a little extra money now and then, start revolutions, overthrow governments, deflower virgins, rescue damsels, after putting them in distress of course and flying small planes around the world. You know, the usual stuff. One of my all time favorite jobs is being a member of the Flying Elvi skydiving demonstration team. What the heck is a Flying Elvi you ask? Why it’s a bunch of old guys dressed up as the King of Rock and Roll jumping out of an airplane, crashing into a parking lot at some random Indian casino and then putting on a super awesome lip-sync show. That’s what a Flying Elvi is. Stand by for the video.